Minggu, 12 Juli 2009

My Humps


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these scrubbers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
Fly gearrr but I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't fakin'
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside that jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
'Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If u touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside that jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me

Rabu, 01 Juli 2009

Minggu, 07 Juni 2009

Senin, 01 Juni 2009

Saat mengajar Pelajaran Kimia, seorang guru bertanya kepada muridnya.

Guru: "Apakah unsur pembentuk air?"

Bani: "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."

Guru: "Itu bukan yang aku ajarkan selama ini."

Dani: "Aku kira jawabannya itu. Kan Pak Guru sendiri yang bilang H20 (baca: H to O [H sampai O])

Kamu selalu jorok

Budi terkenal disekolahnya sebagai anak paling pintar sekaligus ber-otak kotor, hal ini tidak disukai oleh guru-guru di sekolah Budi. Pada pelajaran bahasa Idonesia, semua anak diminta untuk membuat kalimat dengan menggunakan huruf awal a-z. Hampir semua nak isa menjawab termasuk Budi, tapi bu
guru tidak pernah memberikan kesempatan kepada Budi, karena tahu Budi pasti akan bicara kotor.
Sampai akhirnya huruf "Z" tidak satu anak pun yang bisa, tapi Budi dengan
senyum lebar, tetap mengacungkan jari.
Ibu guru : "Ayo anak-anak siap yang bisa?"
Budi : "Saya Bu"
Ibu guru : "Nggak kamu selalu jorok"
Budi : "Nggak Bu saya janji nggak jorok"
Bu guru : "Baiklah, tapi awas kalo jorok"
Budi : "Ok Bu guru"
Budi pun memulai kalimatnya, "Zainudin.. tuh kan Bu saya nggak jorok?
Ibu guru : "Bagus, teruskan Bud"
Budi : "Zainudin, Zakarnya Gede zekali"